This is my car.
Her name is Zilla. It’s a Hebrew name meaning “Shadow”. Since she’s dark blue, it’s appropriate. Also Z –> Zilla –> Zoom Zoom –> Mazda. See what I did there?
This is my laptop. She tells me to try harder.
Her name is Gabrielle. Named for a Ween song. Also… G –> Gabrielle –> Gateway. See what I did there?
This is my iPod.
Her name is Petunia. P –> Petunia –> Pink iPod. See what I did there? Okay, so that one’s more of a stretch. But whatev.
This is my iPad.
What’s her name? What? You think I’m going to go with P for iPad again? Or maybe W for White? Or A for Apple?
Her name is Moaning Myrtle. Because she’s white. And because my friends say I whined about it for a long time before I actually got it.
See what I did there?
Other people name things, too. I LOVE to check out the names for people’s wireless networks.
I totes wish I’d thought of this one first:
Pretty fly for a WiFi.
Alas. I did not.
BUT I was in a local bar recently and found this one: