I name things.

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This is my car.

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Her name is Zilla. It’s a Hebrew name meaning “Shadow”. Since she’s dark blue, it’s appropriate. Also Z –> Zilla –> Zoom Zoom –> Mazda. See what I did there?

This is my laptop. She tells me to try harder.

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Her name is Gabrielle. Named for a Ween song. Also… G –> Gabrielle –> Gateway. See what I did there?

This is my iPod.

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Her name is Petunia. P –> Petunia –> Pink iPod. See what I did there? Okay, so that one’s more of a stretch. But whatev.

This is my iPad.

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What’s her name? What? You think I’m going to go with P for iPad again? Or maybe W for White? Or A for Apple?

Nope.

Her name is Moaning Myrtle. Because she’s white. And because my friends say I whined about it for a long time before I actually got it. Winking smile

See what I did there?

Other people name things, too. I LOVE to check out the names for people’s wireless networks.

I totes wish I’d thought of this one first:

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Pretty fly for a WiFi.

Alas. I did not.

BUT I was in a local bar recently and found this one:

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Nice.